Go hug a tree

It’s a nicer way of saying “go fuck yourself”. Kinda of like I don’t need your anger, realease it on a tree.

Becky: “ You look like trash today Lydia”
Lydia: “Go hug a tree Becky”

by madcat00 June 1, 2018

Jizzum Tree

A common tree in the Northeast that when in bloom it has the awkward smell of semen. College campuses, particularly in Pennsylvania, are covered with these trees making it a standing joke at all universities to walk outside and smell the Jizzum Trees.

Welcome, parents, to Millersville University. It may smell like sex is in the air but I assure you it is not your 18 year old daughters getting a Moose Knuckle for the fist time. It is only the Jizzum Trees in full bloom.
Right this way is the school Dining Hall....

by NB27 June 17, 2008

Tree Frog

A mythical brand of beer popular in the 1960s. It never existed, but it sure was good!

Wish I had me a Tree Frog Beer to suck on right now!

by Sneaky Snyde May 30, 2005

tree surfing

(adjective) riding and doing tricks on a skateboard deck that has been hung from a tree with a bungee or rope over a body of water, like a river.

Did you go tree surfing today?
Renee and Truman did some crazy tricks while tree surfing today.

by jay October 5, 2004

Theej

-Terrible hand job, or THJ pronounced much like BJ (Beej)
as Theej. So terrible you can't skeet
- A nickname given to a girl who gives handjobs and is horrible at them.

Last night i was with my girl and she gave me a theej

Man theej just needs to give me a UWBJ... Fuckin quurr

by Joncy September 30, 2005

Plant a tree

When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load

friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!

by cuckinfunt September 6, 2017

Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003