Go and play with the traffic

to get lost

Dude, just GO AND PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC.

by MIKE 44 June 1, 2009

Laffy taffy

This is one of the newest and one of the most stupid slang terms to describe a girl's ass.

As described in D4L song, Laffy Taffy:
"Girl shake that laffy taffy."

by Ebonicronicals December 28, 2005

pulling taffy

the act of masturbating while skipping school.

James was late for school, because he was pulling taffy.

by B-I-G--B-O-Y January 13, 2009

crosstown traffic

Crosstown traffic is a unique and pleasurable sexual act involving two partners of either gender. It is performed by evenly aligning both partners' anuses and having one partner crap inside of his/her partner's anus. The recieving end of the act has been described as pleasant, yet messy.

Alfonso: "Did you guys have sex?

Maurice: "No, but we did crosstown traffic."

Alfonso: "Awesome!"

by Dangerous Larry December 31, 2007

Taffy Puller

; very long pertruding vaginal lips, so long they appear Identical to the taffy on the taffy pulling machine often viewed in use at taffy shops pulling saltwater taffy.

Bocephous: Dude remember that hottie with the fat camel toe you pointed out last night at the bar?
Monte: Yea I do, why ya ask?
Bocephous: Well I tell ya what that was no camel toe, soon as I got the fucker set free it revealed its true colors! That there was a god damn Taffy Puller my friend! BTW Thanks A lot ya SOB, I still got the taste in my mouth!

by Vendetta Fist December 27, 2017

slovakian traffic cone

The act of putting a traffic cone on your female partner's chest and then proceeding to shit, jizz, and vomit into the traffic cone and onto their chest.

"I gave Jennifer a Slovakian Traffic Cone for her birthday and she loved it."

by DankDread September 28, 2020

traffic troll

Also known as a flagperson, one who wears brightly coloured work clothes and directs traffic. Usually carries a handheld traffic control sign with "stop" and "slow" written on either side. Most often seen around construction zones to ensure vehicle and pedestrian traffic flows safely past the work area.

"Hey, that traffic troll let everyone else through but made me stop!";
"We can't get down that road, traffic trolls are blocking it while they fill some potholes."

by Scarecrow7 January 13, 2008