tools with SoAlz

The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.

Wow, look at that SoAlz! He’s a real impact!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.

I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.

by KansasTools November 1, 2023

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predoody toots

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.

I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!

by melissa anne June 16, 2007

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Pecker Toss

A sexual take on the classic childhood game of ring toss in which a moderately-proportioned rubber penis is placed in a an accesible location for all players who then attempt to toss colored rings onto said penis. A full game set can be purchased at CondomWorld, located in Boston, Mass.

"Girl, you look exhausted!"
"Yeah, girl, my roommate Morgan and I were up playing Pecker Toss until 4am."

by Alec Coyle August 6, 2008

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