Shwag toad

1.The lowest quality of psychoactive toad
2. An insult towards anyone/anything

1. Dude1: "Dude lick this toad!"
Dude2: "Ok! (lick) OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It did nothing.
Dude1: "it's because it's a shwag toad"
Dude2: "Dude you need to get new dealers"

2. Dude1: "Hey did you finish our project"
Dude2: "No I lost it, hey can I borrow your xbox controller?"
Dude1: " What how can you lose our final!"
Dude2: "So can I borrow your controller?"
Dude1: "Shut up you shwag toad!"

by Jesus bagglewhopper May 22, 2010

Cane Toad

An Aussie term used to describe someone from Queensland, Australia. There are a fuckton of cane toads there.

Aidan: Hey mate! Where's Damo?
Josh: Dunno, think he's at 'ome watchin' State Of Origin.
Aidan: Aw yeah! That's roight! He's a Cane Toad!

by rorumy November 17, 2024

Toad suck bucks

A slogan sometimes worn on T-shirts by rent boys in low end areas of tourist towns like Las Vegas, L.A. & New York.

I'm wearing my Toad Suck Bucks tank tonight. I will make bank.

by venuswentaway June 07, 2024

Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.

Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*

by Hoe3336 April 05, 2019

flaming toad

Fucking a girl who has vaginal wards and gonnhorea.

Man, I just got back from the clinic. Turns out, that skeezer from the bar was a total flaming toad.

by falanges123 December 18, 2009

Dry Toad

When you get two taods back to back and just start going to town on your hog with that setup

Felt horny last night do I went down to the swamp and just had a dry Toad kind of night

by DumbNFat February 04, 2025

toad in a hole

its food

toad in a hole

by M_TW February 25, 2018