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Toad

A person who is being an idiot or acting in a non-sensical way
This guy is so annoying! What a toad!
by Mellyjae March 18, 2019
mugGet the Toadmug.

toad

"The concert next week is supposed to be amazing, wanna go?"

"For sure! Im toad!"
by ProfessorOakland August 26, 2017
mugGet the toadmug.

Toad

Toad: *toad sounds*
Everyone: could you please just shut up?
by Garlic bread man September 17, 2020
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Imploding toad

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK
You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.
by Sunshinegrl July 13, 2017
mugGet the Imploding toadmug.

Frog eating toad

Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad
by Oof.nope November 10, 2018
mugGet the Frog eating toadmug.

Cane Toad

An Aussie term used to describe someone from Queensland, Australia. There are a fuckton of cane toads there.
Aidan: Hey mate! Where's Damo?
Josh: Dunno, think he's at 'ome watchin' State Of Origin.
Aidan: Aw yeah! That's roight! He's a Cane Toad!
by rorumy November 17, 2024
mugGet the Cane Toadmug.

Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
by suckmah October 27, 2020
mugGet the Met the toadmug.

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