Toilet Tetley

The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Toilet Tetley or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.

I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Toilet Tetley, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.

by Mattyboyee February 18, 2009

cold tile tea-bagging

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

by floydandsky September 23, 2011

Adolf Titler

An evil person who opposes all who have metal tits just like himself. Very cruel person. Shares similar qualities with Adolf Hitler, his cousin.

Geoff: Who you have metal tits!!

Justin: Don't go Adolf Titler on me

by notweston May 3, 2011

tile guy

A guy that lays down tile in people's houses

I think I need to call the tile guy to come tile my kitchen and bathroom.

by David March 6, 2004

Tiller

A professed master in the art of the Stenga.
A constant threat to drunk and intoxicated females and one who will stop at nothing to get it on.

Warning the "Tiller' as it is known can be violent and unpredictable when in pursuit of the ultimate drunken prize.

Much like a Jedi Master the Tiller is wise and fair, giving uncorrupted blunt advice to young stud padawans looking to get that elusive first drunken lay

Scudatious Bowman: Yuck tiller leave her alone shes unconcious

Tiller: Na g, im not like that

Unknown Girl: uhhhhh, gurgle

Tiller: Im so in

by Scud Bowman August 13, 2006

tite

From the Greek: tight

A term that descended from the more common term, tight which is often misspelled.

1. slang for cool
2. too small

1. That book was tite!
2. Keisha, girl, you think these pants are too tight?

by Michelle May 13, 2005

Bathroom Tile

Tile that is found on the floor of a bathroom.

Person: "I want tile for the floor of the place in my house that has a bath in it. The place in my house with a bath in it is also a room used to take a bath. This place in my house with a bath in it which is also a room used to take a bath needs tile on the floor of it."

by Evil October 18, 2003