An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”
“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”
“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
by AedanRoberts February 7, 2019
Get the Gnob Goblinmug. Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel
by Dat1dude but n0t rea11y him July 15, 2016
Get the Achilles goblinmug. Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"
by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011
Get the Goblin Surprisemug. Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object
Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021
Get the The Key Goblinmug. A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.
Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."
by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013
Get the Snatch Goblinmug. by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020
Get the Turf Goblinmug. An Ass Goblin is used to describe a person who you encounter and don't know much about, but you know "I would hate to be them". A person can be an Ass Goblin for many reasons such as a Karen yelling at the cashier because her order was wrong or a crackhead asking for money outside of the gas station. An Ass Goblin is a very unpleasant person, it could be by actions, looks, or general stupidity. Ass Goblins are a true enemy of the public and should be avoided at all costs.
Freind 1: When I went to the gas station earlier everyone there was an Ass Goblin.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
by Anonymous7232826 September 11, 2022
Get the Ass Goblinmug.