Definitions by BryceisCrispy

Cincinnati Clam Slam 

A clam feast eaten whilst rollerblading in tight spandex suits listening to 80s disco primarily hosted in Cincinnati and is often primarily attended by the gays.

I went hard at the Cincinnati clam slam last weekend, I almost spewed twice while hitting a turn!

Cincinnati Clam Slam by BryceisCrispy November 13, 2022

Turf Goblin 

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.

Man my dad is such a turf goblin.

Turf Goblin by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020