Cincinnati Clam Slam

A clam feast eaten whilst rollerblading in tight spandex suits listening to 80s disco primarily hosted in Cincinnati and is often primarily attended by the gays.
I went hard at the Cincinnati clam slam last weekend, I almost spewed twice while hitting a turn!
by BryceisCrispy November 14, 2022
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Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.
by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020
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