Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.

Man my dad is such a turf goblin.

by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020

Cincinnati Clam Slam

A clam feast eaten whilst rollerblading in tight spandex suits listening to 80s disco primarily hosted in Cincinnati and is often primarily attended by the gays.

I went hard at the Cincinnati clam slam last weekend, I almost spewed twice while hitting a turn!

by BryceisCrispy November 13, 2022