time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.

So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

hoe time

hoe time is at 3:04 am/pm when you flip your device upside down, so it spells out the word "hoe"

Friend 1: Hey man what time is it?
Friend 2: 3:04 pm
Friend 1: HOE TIME!!!

by bloody-hell August 16, 2016

Naked Time

The time when you gotta shower after practice but you have a great time.

Derek: Hey Henry you know what a short practice means?
Henry: What?
Derek: EXTRA LONG NAKED TIME

by yahboyisnice October 4, 2015

Monkey Time

Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.

"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".

by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017

abdully time

When you're about to go absolutely insane in a sport, game, test, or anything in that matter. You absolutely must let everyone in your surroundings be aware that you are about to, by shouting "IT'S ABDULLY TIME". However, this power does have its weaknesses, as you must pull off something amazing as you have stated that it is indeed abdully time. If you don't you will look like an idiot and be ridiculed for the remaining time you have on this planet.

General Clark: "Shit! We're surrounded! Drop your weapons and surrender lads, this one's over."

Private Johnson: "Not yet, sir. Not until I have pulled this one off. IT'S ABDULLY TIME"

by derpherpderpherp January 15, 2019

Helmet Time

Time spent on internal reflection or contemplation whilst wearing a safety helmet. Especially among motorcyclists, firemen, scuba divers and astronauts.

She was deep in helmet time.
Save it for helmet time.
It'll come to me during helmet time.
Houston we have a problem.

by Eaglesixty5 June 10, 2009

Nig Time

Arriving late to a scheduled event at least twice as long as original promised time.

Hey man what time you coming over?
Uh in 30 minutes!
.... an hour later
damn this fool must be runnin on nig time

by bruddaman February 23, 2011