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Monkey Time

Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.
"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".
by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017
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Naked Time

The time when you gotta shower after practice but you have a great time.
Derek: Hey Henry you know what a short practice means?
Henry: What?
Derek: EXTRA LONG NAKED TIME
by yahboyisnice October 4, 2015
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Helmet Time

Time spent on internal reflection or contemplation whilst wearing a safety helmet. Especially among motorcyclists, firemen, scuba divers and astronauts.
She was deep in helmet time.
Save it for helmet time.
It'll come to me during helmet time.
Houston we have a problem.
by Eaglesixty5 June 10, 2009
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snuggle time

When your done having great sex! Or if you want to snuggle at a certain time.
“Damn babe you were so good it’s snuggle time.”

“I’ve missed you so much babe let’s go home and have snuggle time!”
by ashane November 27, 2019
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Pack Time

Pack Time is a term used to describe putting a fat dip of tobacco in your lip. Pack Time describes packing the can as well as packing your lips.
"Hey bro you trying to have Pack Time after school?"

"Hey man do you know what time it is?" "Ya dude it's 5:30." "Na man it's Pack Time!"
by Rswaley October 23, 2013
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Timed Release

Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
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Nig Time

Arriving late to a scheduled event at least twice as long as original promised time.
Hey man what time you coming over?
Uh in 30 minutes!
.... an hour later
damn this fool must be runnin on nig time
by bruddaman February 23, 2011
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