Freckle theory

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.

Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.

by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008

Theophilus

A highly intelligent sentient being with a name derived from the agglomeration of all the names of the Gods. Theophilus possesses great physical beauty, and is said to be the inspiration of Adonis.

Unparalleled strength, integrity and acuity, Theophilus is understandably the desire of all women on Earth, and some wayward men.

Crossing Theophilus in any way is unheard of and unsought of. Not only is Theophilus able to atomize anything with his incredibly breath-taking piercing, clear brown eyes, he has Chuck Norris at his personal beck and call.

Riches and power appeal not to this great being, but rather he exists, simply because he does.

Person 1 "I need, the perfect guy"
Person 2 "We all need a Theophilus"

by Camane September 3, 2010

Theory of Stan

The theory that when all else fails and there is nothing you can do to make a situation better, you should just fuck it. The phrase was first spoken by the mighty and wise Stan to a clingy ex-girlfriend relating her woes. After Stan had carefully observed the story, he related his advice. Just Fuck it.

Girl: "I just can't get over him. He broke my heart and I still love him."

Stan: "Fuck it, Lynn. Just fuck it. So says the Theory of Stan."

by Matt O'Neilll March 1, 2010

Theosexualist

A theosexualist is a person who believes that the only normal sexuality is that which is expressed by the doctrine of their religion and who insist that their beliefs on sexuality be enforced in civil law.

She is a theosexualist who actively campaigns to have her religions doctrine on sexuality enshrined in law.

by Wordlink June 7, 2014

Domino Theory

A theory in which that if you make one action against one thing, countless other actions will happen upon countless other things

Just think of a row of dominoes, if you push one, all of them will fall. That's the Domino Theory.

by Poppy862 January 23, 2009

pepper theory

A way to measure the hotness of a girl And how willing she is to engage in sexual conduct

Emma is a bell pepper on the pepper theory, green and zero scolvilles.

by the founder of pepper theory February 28, 2018

Hyphy Theory

A theory that suggests that you never know how gay the porn you watch is due to many flaws such as the original sex of the erotic models. The end result is no matter what is the sex of the participants, at least 25% of homosexuality is involved tied with the sex of the audience. By adding more girl, you're watching less guy, but the female half of the futa is having more gay sex, at the expense of a less entertaining experience. As a reference, gay can mean both you, a male, watching a man have sex, and the people of the act having sex with someone of the same gender. If two futas fuck then it's 25% girl on girl (100% gay), 25% guy on girl (50% gay), 25% guy on guy (100% gay), and another 25% guy on girl (50% gay). And if you take the average of that, then it is also 75% gay. The only known scientific flaw that can debunk this theory is the use of "no homo" during the action. The word "hyphy" derives from Kali Muscle's branded Team Hyphy. He is a god, that is all that must be said about him.

Tyler: Dude, how do I know what is the most less gayest porn I can watch?
Brad: You should look at the Hyphy Theory, it really does depend if you experience gayness while watching it.

by NightWalker21 August 9, 2018