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Whippet and a shitty

When your high on laughing gas and make a Uturn. Pulling a shitty while on a whippet hight are almost entirely not thought through, last minute, and unplanned. It is likely that the person pulling this maneuver misgauges something and crashes their vehicle during the wippet and a shitty but a whippet and a shitty can also be stuck like a G where it is well executed. However, doing whippets and driving is extremely dangerous even a sober a single whippet can cause black out. Always pull over to take laughing gas if you have to do it in the vehicle at all.
Swim was on on his break while at work drove to the store to get some laughing gas canisters. On his way back he was using his GPS to find his way back. Swim was 35 seconds into a whippet when his GPS notified him he had to turn around as he didn’t realize the notification until a few seconds after the turn…. this is a a where the whippet and a shitty comes in…... It was a double lane so almost out of instinct having made similar maneuvers before he felt he could make this turn being in the right lane. And maybe he did have the room; however even though their was enough room he didn’t throw the wheel fast enough to turn/spin the vehicle enough to execute that type of turn at the 30mph he was going and as result he ran over a anchoring cable for a telephone pole and it sprung back into its natural position after the vehicles tire moved off/ and past it while at the same moment the fence he drove into stopped the vehicle. It was coincidently a fence belonging to a funeral home aswell!😂. No one was hurt this time but it was certainly a warning from the universe.
by Drug Charmander August 13, 2022
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Shitty alchemy

When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.
Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!
by Shitty alchemy June 21, 2021
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Scott Shitty

Where all meth head, crack head, and whores come from. Don’t ever meet or talk to a scott shitty person. You will regret every second of it. The men is what make the shit part of scott shitty. Finishing to fast and not giving a damn about a girl.
Scott shitty Missouri is the worst.

Hey I’m going to Scott shitty
by Member of scott shitty November 28, 2019
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shitty mist

When you have diarrhea and have to fart at the same time.
I ate this taco from taco bell and it gave me shitty mist.
by LukeP3 February 23, 2017
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Shitty Fapple

When you have a shitty fapping session.
Ugh, everything's gone wrong today. I even had a shitty fapple today. Why can't I live in peace.
by I like pone butts October 6, 2016
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Shitty Buddy

A shitty friend that cancels plans last minute, or causes other inconveniences in your life, while bringing nothing good into your life.
Man, that Tony Gunk is a real Shitty Buddy,you know?
by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023
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Shitty buisness

When something really shitty happens like getting ripped off
jack i went to the store to buy some gas and the guy never gave me my change thats shitty buisness
by jackfrost90 December 27, 2009
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