thaiky

A combination of the words "Thai" and "tacky," meaning when decorations in a Thai restaurant or other Thai setting are absolutely hideous.

"Ewww... This restaurant is SO thaiky."

Pronounced (tie-kee).

by Joel67 April 14, 2006

thailandi

a slave. a man who's doing the dirty jobs.

she has a thailandi who's cleaning her house.

by unknown August 13, 2004

the naked tait

when u ask a girl to have sex with u repetedly, and, after being turned down thrice, you walk out of ur bathroom naked and say "how bout now". after the awkward ride in the car taking the girl home, u come back home and order a pizza. then you suck off the pizza guy because u dont have money for a tip. On other occaisions u suck off the mail guy, the UPS guy, the kids who sell candy door to door, a couple of boyscouts, and a plumber. when ur dad hears abt it, he gets out the irish whip, covered in honey, baby oil, marmalade, and semen, and beats u until u cry like a bitch. OH and your mom also has to get drunk and tell someone else's mom that u have a small penis. then u kill urself

Damn remember that one time T-bone did the Naked tait?

by ryson July 16, 2008

Loan Thai

Pretty Viet/Chinese girls who entertain men. They often think they're Dr. Phils in their circle of friends. They are fake dolls, underneath the thick layer of make-up, they're an ugly sneaky person.

My daughter better not grow up to be like LOAN THAI.

by Hannah Dangoh February 4, 2010

Tahitian Treat

When performing cunnilingus on a girl while drunk, and you vomit inside of her vagina. You don't tell her, you just call it a night and let her figure it out later.

I was so drunk I didn't even realize I gave her a Tahitian Treat.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Thain't

'There ain't' or 'There is/are not'. Could also mean 'That ain't or 'That is not'. Could also mean 'This ain't' or 'This is not'

I was sitting at work and was talking to a friend of mine about something and for some stupid reason I have been mixing up words with each other all week and this was how the word 'Thain't' was born. It took me a minute to realize I said it but it knew it was a winner and I had to add this to the Urban Dictionary!

Thain't anymore more people coming to this party!

Thain't anyway that's my baby!

Thain't anyway to talk to my sister!

Thain't how you make a sandwich!

by TTownSerialRunr January 31, 2014

Thai handshake

A handjob offered by a person of orient descent

David struck out at the bar in spite of showing off his police badge to every chick. He had to settle for a Thai handshake at the massage spa.

by Jaybone69 July 20, 2016