kentucky switcheroo

When you have a broken item, buy a new one identical to it, and return it with the broken item packaged neatly in the new box to get your money back.

guy 1: I pulled a kentucky switcheroo on Best buy with my busted iphone case. They didn't say a word!

guy 2: Man, that's bunk! Someone else is gonna end up with your broken crap!

guy 1: Times are tough, dude. Recessionitis affects all of us.

by kons163 November 26, 2010

Shit Switch

Referring to the point where when your standing up pissing, and you feel the urge to shit, so you quickly pull your pants all the way down and spin 180 degrees to sit on the toilet.

Bro, Its a good thing I Shit switched before I shit my pants.

by Elite neet May 14, 2011

light switch lesbian

When a guy approaches you at the club but you don't wanna talk to him so you turn on the "light switch" and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.

Me: Creeper alert!
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something

by CookieMnster1206 September 23, 2014

Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch

A secretive way of asking if someone is a dominant, a sub, or a switch. Often used in a joking manner.

Person A - “Are you more of a Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch kinda guy?”

Person B - “Oh, Dominoes for sure.”

by NotNotToday September 13, 2020

switch

A person who goes into an inner-city area known for street drug dealing with the sole intention of purchasing narcotics. Known as switches because they will buy from the first dealer they encounter instead of consumating a previously arranged drug deal. Police officers will look for young, "suburban" looking caucasians driving through areas they would typically not frequent.

"Last night I bagged up fifty bags of re-rock in hopes that some switches would drive down the avenue."

by nichobert May 8, 2010

daddy stitch

When a woman gives birth vaginally, she is likely to tear. When she is sewn up, the Doctor will ask the father if he would like a few extra stitches. This will ensure a tighter vagina after giving birth.

The father was afraid that his wifes vagina would be loose after giving birth. So he asked the doctor if he would give her a "daddy stitch"

by Vinny V. May 24, 2006

switcher

A person who essentially "switches" from friend to friend, party to party, trying to attain the most networking contacts and befriend the most people. A fairly shallow individual, this person seeks out other like individuals to extend their network further and further, leeching off of the individuals with healthy relationships.

Damnit, she fucking bailed on me again. I hate switchers.

by Clarissa June 17, 2003