waste of spunk

When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"

Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk

by Drivetribe January 14, 2018

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

spunk

a slang term for cum,sperm,seamen etc.

ohhhhhhhhhh im about to blow my spunk load in your face!!!!!!

by Skater May 13, 2005

spunkbunker

n. 1 - Male or female who has consumed vast quantities of semen.

2. A worthless piece of trash human being who serves no purpose but to be ridiculed.

3. The mouth of either aforementioned individual(s)

- Barb? Yeah, word around town's that she's a real spunkbunker.

- I hate that son of a bitch. Someone played a cruel joke on us when they brought that spunkbunker into this world.

- Shut your spunkbunker, you spastic shithat, I'm trying to watch Homestar Runner.

by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005

spunk nugget

a nugget of crusted up population paste

After a shameful night of minuteman sex Mary had to comb out the spunk nuggets from her reverse Hitler.

by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009

spunke

read spoonker

Nonexistent german-sounding word for sperm or semen derived from the english word "spunk". Sascha Baron Cohen introduced this word to corroborate the austrian (hence german-speaking) roots of his alias Brüno.

You have my spunke all over your face, haha.

by Martaze June 13, 2010

Spuk

Short for the phrase "Speak Up".
Best used with bruh.

Announcer: AND THE CROWD GOES WILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Man, that team is ass! I Can't believe they scored!
Person 2: DUDE, IT'S LIKE SOO LOUD IN HERE, SPUK BRUH!

by SandBagOfficial January 17, 2019