Screwed

A saying that means you are fucked

1.I knew I was screwed when I broke my phone and killed my parrot

by Phornjx June 15, 2018

screw

fuck all night till your right leg has gone numb

its ya boi eat that pussy442 and about 20 minutes ago my right leg went numb do to this this is how to screw

by easton is i mother trucker May 11, 2018

screwed with a capital FUCK

Someone who really messed up.

Person 1: “Bailey are you okay?”
Person 2: “No I just let my pet fish drown, I’m screwed with a capital FUCK”

by 3gs December 16, 2021

Turkey screwing

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008

ghetto screwdriver

woodstockian term for some sort of soda mixed with liquor.

Dude I was so smashed last night. Damn Ghetto screwdrivers....

by morgan burgesssss February 12, 2009

pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

by banjobill December 20, 2008

Up Screwed

When things are so messed up it has gone backwards on itself.

This job is so backwards it's up screwed.

by Holger B November 6, 2011