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the spank

Your routine internet habits. Checking your email accounts, Myspace, A couple funny jokes or whatever it is you do on the web. Then returning to your work, or whatever activites you should be doing on your computer.
Before I write this report, Im going to do the spank first.

Gary, why haven't you gotten your shit done yet? Sorry, Ive been doing the spank.
by Gary Simmerman September 5, 2008
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The Spank Tank

An RV or some form of bus where people come together and fuck. Used for educational purposes only. Its long, hard and full of drive.
Yesterday we were rollin' in the spank tank... you know what that means!
by broskiparty June 7, 2009
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Bigfoot Spank Muffin

The illegitimate female love child conceived between Bigfoot and the Spankmeister.
Not hard to believe that scarey hairy ho came from Bighoof an the Spanky... She is definitely a Bigfoot Spank Muffin.
by RocketMan66 August 22, 2011
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Man Talk (Spank)

The words uttered before spanking a woman's arse in order to make the action seem more respectable. This is a reference to the film "Goldfinger".
by Mr Chunder-Monkey June 8, 2010
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monkey spank

A derogatory remark, usually directed toward a male.
"Greg is such a monkey spank."
by x January 22, 2003
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Monkey-spank

A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.
Word, blud - you check Snoopi put glass n sheeat in Mr Campbell's tea?
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)
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dank spank

When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.
This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.
by Buggieboy April 10, 2008
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