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Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!
by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018
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possum on the half shell

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.
by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
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Sella

Another name of alien.
A fictional mutated specie from Mars.
Completely different from humans.
Also linked to the famous Mars stone called Zuhair.
Terrified person: There's a Sella in the room.

Another terrified person: NOT A SELLA.
by Alpeshco April 23, 2008
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sellout

Someone who changes their musical style/goes to a bigger record label to make more money. People just say sellout so they can look hardcore
though. Because let's look at blink-182, they changed their style, but they've been on the same label. Did they sellout ? Who knows ? Maybe they just wanted to change their style from the old less-mature stuff.
People say Greenday sold out with their CD, "Dookie" from changing labels, but they didn't change their style.
by Whoson July 14, 2004
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gil seller

omg u r teh gil sellar lol. OMFG step teh gilz sell.
by robert February 20, 2005
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Shell Shock

A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.
Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves
by KossB May 11, 2006
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sell out

Used by kids who want to sound "hardcore" when a band they like gets popular. Suddenly the band sucks because they're popular, so how the fuck did they got popular in the first place if they suck.
Dude, like Good Charlotte so sold out by going to MTV.
No, they've always blown cock.
by 1234 June 19, 2003
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