Shred the Cello

A four-piece Weezer cover band out of Liverpool, UK.

A: "Who is on the bill at Studio tonight?"
B: "A few LIPA bands, and some act called 'Shred the Cello'..."
A: "Never heard them before."
B: "I believe they play Weezer covers."
A: "Okay, sounds cool. So how are your classes going at school?"
B: "Not bad, history course is a bit rough though. A lot of studying involved."
A: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have to study for a physics exam on Tuesday."
B: "Good luck, man. Sounds hard."
A: "Yeah, cheers dude. I better go get some dinner."
B: "Oh me too, fancy Quick Chef?"
A: "Yeah, go on. Let's get tea."

by Googlemaps October 1, 2009

Anal Shred

A move performed by the pokemon Onix in which he inserts his entire head into the anus of an unsuspecting human, while roaring his mating cry, "ONIIIIIIIIX!!"

"Dude, did you hear what happened to that girl?"
"Nah, what?"
"The ol' Anal Shred I'm afraid"
"Oh damnnnn"

by ashketchumisawesome October 13, 2011

Shredboner

Figuratively speaking, Getting a boner from shredding on your BMX bike.

My shredboner is now limp on account of winter.

by TFTBMX April 22, 2009

Shredding Life

The act of farting.

Damn, you smell that? Yeah, that girl is shredding life over there.

by BOHSasb August 20, 2011

Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

by Shredded Cheese April 15, 2018

skredded

1. This is an option for cheese in Montgomery,AL
2. A f'ed up situation

" Would you like some skredded cheese with that?"

" Did you see Tiffany's outfit?"
" That junk was skredded"

by Emme New May 13, 2008

Shready

For something to be close to or as awesome as Eddy Van Halen on the axe.

Duder, that FS nose press was ultra shready

by Pussification June 2, 2009