shifter

The first pint of beer consumed after a work shift is over, usually sold at a fraction of the price of a regular pint.

Greg: "Hey Bill, can you give me a ride home after we get off work?"
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."

OR

"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."

by adirondak April 14, 2012

ass shitter

noun. Someone who shits asses therefore making them and extremely retarded, dumbshit, douche-bag.

Why don't you shut the fuck up you stupid fucking Ass shitter!

by Windsor April 17, 2003

Chi-town Shitter Shake

After tapering your four fingers to a point (tuck your index finger under your middle finger and your pinky finger under your ring finger), insert the four into the butt while sticking your thumb into the pussy. Proceed by making a "hand-shake" motion. Similar to a shocker but with more volume and power.

The bitch wouldn't let me do her in the butt so I gave her the ole Chi-town shitter shake... her ass was never the same again.

by CSOPP Fab Five June 1, 2006

SHITTER

A term for a girl's ass.

Nice shitter on that critter!!

by jehosefat October 3, 2005

Honk Kong no-shitter

A seemingly unbelievable event, that is indeed true and verifible by credible persons.

John: Did Mike really eat 6 pounds of uncooked pasta?
Dave: Yep, saw the whole thing, a real Hong Kong no-shitter.

by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004

Shitter sweep

licking the balloon knot; analingus; tonguing the shitter

synonyms: salad tossing

Theis babe bent my knees behind my head and performed a shitter sweep on me.

by slub November 24, 2005

shitnernet

having terrible internet connection speeds

This download is taking forever on my shitnernet

by Krasha March 28, 2011