shampoo rage

When you snap the lid closed on the shampoo bottle and small shampoo droplets hit you in the eye.

'Hey Lionel, why were you shrieking maniacally in the shower?' 'Oh man, damn shampoo rage again, I'm changing brands!'

by Herbert Wheedlenerm November 24, 2013

Sharpie Relationship

A romantic relationship that is like a Sharpie: it starts out fine and then it dries out and dies, like a marker would during use. Normally, these relationships do not last long, but some can go on for years until they go flat and stop.

Heartbroken Girl: Why did he leave me? We had so much for each other! I'll never be loved again! *girl sobs deeply*

Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.

by ASDFgirlz23 May 10, 2012

Sharptonoid

A person who, regardless of race, stays in the public eye, primarily through the mainstream media, to profit from prejudice, racism, and / or stereotypes.

You See the Sharptonoids down in Ferguson causing trouble again!

by V33M0N January 20, 2015

sharpism

New movement in modern art, consisting of artwork created by Sharpie brand markers. The term was originally used to describe surrealist/realist pop artwork created by LA based Sharpie Artist Travis Moore, as early as 2005, both by Moore and those covering his Sharpie sponsored shows at Crewest Galley, soon after the term was adopted by Moore and he has since used it to describe the work he is known for primarily creating. Sharpism is characterized by the use of the brand name marker to create a series of small vignettes that consist primarily of a variety of sometimes unrelated images or objects, locations and people, and create a dialog between the positive and negative composition of the piece. In addition, the work creates a conversation or spurs a memory based upon the images presented and portrayed within the composition. When the images converge to create an obviously recognizable second or third image it is referred to as Analytic Sharpism. These examples of his work are often compared to clouds because people can see other images in them. Moore describes the Sharpism work he creates as free flow art, and likens it to playing jazz.

This new Sharpism piece, by Travis Moore is over 6 feet tall and the line work is mesmerizing.

by tikijackson May 19, 2016

Sharpie Patch

When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.

"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"

"How?!"

"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."

"Gee, a patch?"

"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"

"That's a great idea!"

by trolleycakes September 28, 2018

sharpay evans

the only person in all of high school musical who isn't incredibly fucked up. look up the hashtag #sharpaywasnotthevillain and you'll understand

1- sharpay evans annoys me so much bro
2- are you kidding? she was not the villain!

by hotsexygay September 15, 2020

Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

by TheOld319 November 15, 2020