sober shades

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober

bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.

by weed doctor November 23, 2011

3 shades of mama bear

and ass kicking with the ferocity of 3 mama bears when you mess with their cubs

Girl: "my neighbor was up at 6 this morning mowing his lawn."

Guy: "6 on a Sunday morning is way too early to be making that kind of noise."

Girl: "yeah, if I had not already been up, I would have gone 3 shades of mama bear on him"

by Rocksindahead September 14, 2012

Babe Shades

Opposite of beer goggles. Neglecting someone's beauty while intoxicated.

- Damn Ali! I can't believe you didn't hook up with that guy last because he was a stud!

- Like, I know Kira. I must have been so drunk I had on my babe shades.

by Ali-Babwa May 30, 2012

Great Shades of Satan

Kind of like holy crap. It's used to show surprise.

Joel: Great shades of Satan, what was that?

by Raeeee444 April 12, 2013

fifty shades of griffy

Off brand Fifty Shades of Grey

I want all the dick. I want Fifty Shades of Griffy!

by Shorty420 February 14, 2018

50 shades of jesus

when jesus has gone wrong and he grows 50 penis

bob: according to all known laws of aviation,there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, its wings are too small to lift its fat body off the ground, but a bee does not care what a human thinks and flys anyway.
tom: holy shit i think i wan to fap to 50 shades of jesus

by gayfapperoni macaronifattucini June 1, 2018

the sharpest lives

An awesome song by MCR. If you want to hear how awesome it is just go look it up and listen to it. It’s not that hard.

Person1: what are you listening to?
Emo person:MCR the sharpest lives.

Person 1: what’s that?
Emo person: AN AMAZING SONG AND I WINT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT!!

by Anonymous_person April 2, 2018