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noob shank

The shaft of a penis, a great way to insult someone!
Shane, why dont you grow some facial hair? ya noob shank!
by Timmos September 7, 2008
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Butt Shanked

Ralph had to have his rectum sewn back in after he was butt shanked by the whole Black Brotherhood in prison.
by Anal Czar September 10, 2010
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Ass Shank

A man's "Johnson;" derived from the expression, "I'd definitly stab it in your sister's ass."

*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.
Yo Freddy, I hit your moms off with the ass shank last night. She loved it.
by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006
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bum shank

1. (verb) the act of make savage love to anothers' anus in a wild, fast pumping, ass tearing, monkey like way

2. (noun) a fucking shitnosed assbag who thinks he doesnt want only to get rimmed in the ass by large black man

but is worng
1. "hey mikey, sorry i bum shanked your sister and mother yesterday, hopefully the blood and shit will wash out from their sheets"

2. "Randel sure is a bum shank"
by jesiah mesiah June 20, 2008
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gank shank

The phrase describes anything that is either broken or fucked up.

(FYI: both words rhyme with "bank")
This fucking rod is gank shanked, it won't fit into the hole anymore.

Alison got gank shanked at the party last night.
by Brizzo55 May 27, 2006
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hobo shank

Its an action you participate in by using your thumb as a stabbing devise into another living being body.
A hobo is too broke to afford a real knife so they use there god given tool of torment,there own thumb.

life situation,

You:lalala wow today is really looking to be a good day.

Hobo/random person:-BAM- *sticks thumb in your side with pleasure*

You:What the fuck! Im gona get you back!*hobo shanks back*

Spectator:wow they look silly....
by Dylan_nondimalishing December 29, 2007
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Flank and Shank

A term originating from Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 where one attempts to flank, get to an opposite side or objective using stealth, then proceed to shank the victim(s), prison term for knifing.
Loser 1: Dude I had the best game ever, I flank and shank the entire team.
Loser 2: Wow thats straight out of shawshank man.
by Daniel Yaa5 March 9, 2010
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