slapping your watch

It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble

“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”

by ohnomycarrots February 9, 2019

keyboard slapping

Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.

I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.

When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.

by Kusco March 24, 2008

pp slapping

Slapping a girl (or man this is quality people) with your pp

Girl: Yes baby mmm~ slap me with your pp mm~

Boy: *Continues pp slapping the girl*

by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 9, 2019

National ass slapping day

On the 6th of April every year you need to slap a girls ass to celebrate the holiday

Daam it’s national ass slapping day and that girl has a nice ass

by Yoboycam May 22, 2018

shopping cart races

An event created summer of 2009, and held in Anchorage, Alaska on a random Thursday night, where teams of "girlfriends" enjoy a scavenger hunt throughout downtown, stopping at the local bars and misc places along the way. Each team must have a theme, and dress up as well as decorate their shopping cart accordingly. They must also have a digital camera to document their tasks and a check off list for the bartenders at each stop to initial after the specified drink has been drunk. We do not encourage stealing shopping carts and will take full responsibility for such actions once we're arrested, because there's a good chance it'll happen.

B: "what is all this talk about shopping cart races and how did i get involved?"
K: "your girlfriend agreed to it without your knowledge, now you're stuck. It'll be fun, shopping carts, decorations, booze... and possibly an arrest"
B:"i knew if i hung out with people with tattoos and piercings, this would happen..."

by theGETSOMEgirlsofAK May 13, 2009

Shaping your beret

The act of preparing your mangina for weekend drill. As in shaving and moisturizing said area.

Sean are you shaping your beret in preparation for drill this weekend. Yes I am the guys are gonna love me for it.

by Mr. Greybush April 10, 2010

gopher shopping

When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.

"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."

"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."

by D. Gould February 28, 2006