salmonphobic

To have the irrational fear of or prejudice against salmons, specifically, salmons named sqlmon.

Salmon: Stop killing me!
Ender: No ❤️
Salmon: That's very salmonphobic of you.

by sqlmon January 22, 2021

drowning salmon

Man flops his dick in and out of a womans pussy

woman-Do a drowning salmon on me

by the.eagle June 11, 2011

crispy salmon

The most delicious food EVER and everyone needs to try it.

Best served with maple syrup and lemon.

Caleb: What are you going to order?
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.

by amazingguy1234 February 9, 2017

Awkward Salmon

When you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration.

Steve awkward salmoned the shit out of Susan last night.

by Maebabe January 1, 2018

salmony snicket

Female Genitalia. See cunt, snatch etc.

Adapted from the name of the author Lemony Snicket. (pseudonym)

i'd love to get inside her salmony snicket

by Deviant September 22, 2004

salmon canyon

A warm place where Mr Sausage likes to go on vacation.

Janice hows about we take Mr Sausage on a day out to salmon canyon. Bring it!

by Randolph June 11, 2006

Salmon

A word referring to a male that likes to date older women. Similar to a trout (swims downstream in age) who is a 40+ male that likes to date 20 year olds, a salmon (swims upstream in age) is a 20-30 year old that likes to date cougars.

Man, did you see my homey Donny, that salmon slayed 4 cougars last night at the Mix nightclub in Sacramento.

That cougar pounced on the poor unsuspecting salmon.

by Sgt. Da Danko December 29, 2010