stinky salmon

A stinky salmon is a trend on the rise in which an individual deficates into a condom and then freezes it and uses it as a dildo and penetrates a vagina.

Yo bro did you bang her out? Naw bro I gave her a stinky salmon instead

stinky salmon by Kjizzle September 28, 2013

Awquard salmon

Breaks the awquard silence by one member placing their hand between the other's legs and flapping it from side to side like a fish whilst exclaiming 'AWQUARD SALMON'.
(NOTE: do not go too high up the legs or could cause further awquardness)

*awquard silence*

Person performs awquard salmon on unsuspecting member

Laughter breaks the awquard silence and the party continues

Awquard salmon by jdfreerider July 21, 2011

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

talking salmon by zach September 1, 2003

smoking the salmon 

Having such intense sex, that you set off the smoke detector.

I had the fire department show up at my girls place, since we were smoking the salmon.

smoking the salmon by Fabfrostmage July 21, 2017

king salmon 

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.

King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's

king salmon by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005

fresh salmon 

a three some. usually consisting of a mexican male and two white females.

"Sally, Enrico, and I totally had fresh salmon last night"

fresh salmon by kcupcake(: May 22, 2010

King Salmon 

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.

King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."

King Salmon by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011