standardtristan

The most hottest, funniest , standard , and best youtuber in the world! Often gets comments on how perfect his teeth are, and likes to make fun of hipsters and triangles! He is also impossible not to love!

fan- OMG standardtristan ! your teeth are amazing!

standardtristan- thanks

by totsmaggots March 23, 2010

Stories Not Standards

The general idea that the story you get out of an event (eg. wild college party) is better than the moral value of whatever has taken place. This phrase implies that the more exciting or scandalous story you have to tell, the better! Live it up:)

Allison: Man, that sure was one crazy party last night. We almost got arrested!
Ashley: Yep, stories not standards gurrrl!

by MissParty June 20, 2011

no standards

When a guy/girl gets with a solid 2 because they're getting desperate

Harry - I can't believe joey got with Olivia

Spencer - I know she's a right mong

Harry - he's got no standards

by Sumborino February 21, 2017

standardized

Synonym for bullshit.

Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.

I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.

by RopeSnake November 4, 2017

I just have really high standards

when your talking to a whore and she wants you dick but you dont want STDs.

Its not you, its me, i just have really high standards.

by crass June 27, 2004

beauty standards

Toxic

Society beauty standards= toxic

by anonymous December 7, 2021

conventional standards

A girl or boy who has qualities often seeked in a partner. In women this tends to be: big breasts, round buttocks, tiny waist. In a man this tends to be: muscular body, tall, big arms.

"She wasn't hot by conventional standards, no big tits or round ass. She was just hot."

by Joan Dark January 14, 2008