I just have really high standards

when your talking to a whore and she wants you dick but you dont want STDs.

Its not you, its me, i just have really high standards.

by crass June 27, 2004

San Luis Obispo

A city in California

Let's go to San Luis Obispo.

by Crass October 15, 2003

Hawkus

When something goes terribly wrong.

"This hot bitch was giving me a dirty sanchez and then her boyfriend walked in. I bailed out the window and broke my toe. That shit was hawkus man."

by Crass October 13, 2004

Sea Biscut

The act of farting while wearing a wetsuit. The fartbubble travels up the suit and expels through the collar making a fart like noise.

Dude! That hot blonde just ripped a hotdog flavored sea biscut.

by Crass October 13, 2004