speed dial

quick fast

joel got me the coast guard on speed dial

by kerpal February 21, 2003

Speed Bump

It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.

Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.

by Avik86 January 27, 2011

Unbeknownst to Speed

A phrase used to point out anything obvious or oversaid.

Person #1: Hey, it's 2010 now!
Person #2: Unbeknownst to Speed.

by 398YY January 11, 2010

half speed

people who are half speed are ether stoned or ur thinkin sumting dat is wrong

Bu She is All Half Speed LaSt Night

by Chris martinez AkA CujO October 4, 2006

speed sex

I can't believe that until now there's no definition.

Speed Sex is getting drove on large amounts of methamphetamine (speed) and having marathon sex featuring all sorts of strange, kinky, unusual acts resulting in a series of intense rushes that are equal to a regular orgasam and culminating in a hands-over-your-head rollercoaster death-drop mind blowing orgasm (hopefully). Hopefully because that big one can be very elusive and you might not get it but if you do... oh boy. Even if you don't it's still an E-ticket ride.

We locked up in a room for two days having speed sex.

by C55 December 10, 2017

Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017

Retard Speed

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.

Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player

by bellantone June 12, 2016