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Yeah, science, bitch!

This is a line spoken by the character Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad, when he sees how great Mr. White's crystal meth is because of improved technology. Use it in everyday conversation in a number of ways as follows.
1. To suggest that science is a stronger explanation for just about anything than religion is.
Dude 1: I prayed for my baby to get well, but I also took her to the doctor.
Dude 2: Yeah, science, bitch!

2. To point out the relationship between science and the creation of both pharmaceutical and recreational drugs.
Dude 1: I just took some dilaudid and I feel great. That migraine won't be bothering me again for a while.
Dude 2: Yeah, science, bitch!

3. To show how awesome it is to know science-y stuffs.
Dude 1: The sun is eight light-minutes away. That means that when it explodes, we won't know about it for eight minutes.
Dude 2: Yeah, science, bitch!
by Klonnie October 2, 2013
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Bachelor of Fake Science

(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).
Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.

On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.
by TheMot2009 October 22, 2012
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The Science

An Electro Respiratory Ballistic Optimization smoking device, or an ERBO.
"We smoked from The Science!"

"Man, The Science fucked me up."
by Chris M. Flett February 18, 2008
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NCSSM Science Bowl Team 2010

On May 3rd, 2010, at 11:15:43AM, the NCSSM Science Bowl Team championed the National Science Bowl Tournament at Washington, DC, defeating the defending champions, Mira Loma High School, with a score of 106-52. This moment that went down in history was met with a celebratory uproar in the home school; all NCSSM nerds watching the broadcast hysterically cheered on their fellow nerds in Washington. Facebook was bombarded with congratulatory statuses. The team was composed of Asians and Americans; yes, that's right, there was as much white as yellow and brown. In fact, one white genius on that team answered the majority of the math questions with a rapid accuracy that would traumatize even the bravest Asian opponent. These champions were given a grandiose heroes' welcome home...and faced AP exams before they even dropped their luggage in their dorms.

Due to this great historical event, the term "NCSSM Science Bowl Team 2010" is now congruent to regular day-to-day words like "awesome" or "pwnage." Due to being quite a mouthful, the term was abbreviated for casual use to "Akhil," the name of the captain.
What the heck? You got a 2500 on the SAT?! That's ridiculous! That's so -deep breath- NCSSM Science Bowl Team 2010! -exhale-

Student A: Lalala!
Student B: Why are you so happy?
Student A: Oh, nothing much, I was just on TV in front of the entire nation and won a national tournament with a score more than double my opponent's. You know, the usual.
Student B: ...you are so Akhil.
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Maths is not related to science

Always say this to Felix kjellberg (PewDiePie) if u ever meet him personally. This is the formal way to convince pewds that u r his fan and need a hug or selfie.
Tseries fans not accepted.
Me: Hey pewds,"Maths is not related to science !!!!"
Pewds: Oh, the sacred wordzz......
by Darth vader AKJ 69 December 27, 2019
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English teacher science

(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.

A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.
English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.
by Roseanne Kerby March 24, 2004
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surface science

Not to be confused with pseudoscience or fringe science, where the individual attempts to use science to explore outrageous theories, instead surface science is conducted by those individuals who have absolutely no firm understanding of scientific methodologies or experimentation and attempt to use what little knowledge they have to research and explore completely believable, realistic claims.
The inconsistent and weak theories offered by many commercial pick-up artists to explain human attraction fails to take into account psychological, sociological, and general scientific principles, and are therefore practicing surface science, while trying to pass it off as genuine fact.
by poserboarder January 5, 2011
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