santa claus

1. A fake Christmas from the north pole who make toys for good boys and girls with his elves and wife.
2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.

1. "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
2.
3. Timmy, if you're good and quiet Santa Claus will get you that bike you want...and I can fuck Uncle Nick all year without you telling this time.
4. Ho!Ho!Ho...later...Fuckin' brats (chugs) this soup is cold bitch! (slaps wife).

by MayaEA April 26, 2006

Santa Cruz

sick as town in california bay area. great beaches and great overall vibe. everyone smokes weed and partys all night. santa cruz is surf city!! the slugs (ucsc students) and tourists are laaaame. Santa cruz high is a good high school where everyone gets baked at lunch.

me: i grew up in santa cruz
person: you mean The santa cruz?

me: yes?
person: i heard santa cruz was the best place in the world
me: you heard right

by caligirl123 October 21, 2010

santas dick

The biggest present your children will ever get

Mommy santa gave me a very creamy gift. I realy love santas dick

by NickVIsg June 27, 2014

Santa Barbara

Heaven compare to the impoverish streets of insane DIEGO .Rich people
that will take off their shirts for poor people so the can live A place of compassion ,hope,and service is well demostrated Santa Barbara is the Mainland version of Maui, Hawaii. There
is no place in the United States like this Paradise.

I was stuck in Santa Barbara for 4 years I feel like a pauper with a Princess appetite The surf is Rad at Rincon

by Heidi Wexler October 27, 2003

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

Dear Santa

A very fit women. So fit you would write to Santa Claus and ask for her for christmas.

She's a dear santa

by Bodge001 October 20, 2008

Santa Clause

A pedophile who visits children on Christmas

Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!

by TheKamiSama0 October 13, 2012