Robert Pattinson

Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy.

Also see: ugly and untalented

Me: (walks by Robert Pattinson) Ew.. what's that smell??

by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009

Robert

Both one of the hardest and easiest boys to decipher... Rob's a people's person. He doesn't have to try to gain attention. Everyone tries to get his. Entire groups of friends practically start with him. He makes no effort to be cool, let alone social. He's a jock, obsessed with basketball and football. He's even tried soccer. He's insanely tall, really strong, but ironically isn't that muscular... yet. He's introverted and a bit dense without realizing it. He never starts conversations, definitely never tries to keep them going. He seems so unattached to everything, especially when he puts his headphones in. He doesn't answer texts (unless he's interested in you). He's also an adorable doof that likes to poke his crushes and his close friends. He manages to make all small talk awkward. As long as he's a virgin, he'll never make the first move. He loves staring contests, and his nose twitches to the side when he focuses too hard. He'll insist that his hazel eyes have spots of blue on the bottom. He's extremely competitive, a little insecure, and has a little too much integrity. No curiosity whatsoever. He won't even give you any reason to care for him but you can't help it. He can be as cute as a puppy, stubborn as a jackass, holier than a saint, more of a tease than Magic Mike, can be more of a jerk than Charlie Sheen, as addicting as drugs, more lovable than a favorite stuffed animal, and more closed off than a snow leopard.

Who's Robert?
The guy I used to be in love with, the guy who strung me along, the guy who had me missing him and hating him at the same time, the guy I can do without but never forget, the guy I will keep in my favorite memories. That's Robert.

by Timber Wolfe October 17, 2014

robert frost

a brilliant poet who's writings relate to everyday people encountering everyday problems.

"A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. It finds the thought and the thought finds the words. "
- Robert Frost

" two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost, from the poem "The Road not Taken"

by Eeeb April 9, 2008

Robert E. Lee

One of the most honorable gentleman to ever reside in the south,or the world.

chuck norris cannot even win in a fight with Robert E. Lee

by frenchfriedfrenchmen March 1, 2011

Rabee

stupid. he definitely has a perm.

Guy 1: You know that guy Rabee?
Guy 2: Oh, the guy who gets a perm every week?

by ihaterabee January 15, 2020

ROBERT

The most amazing man to walk the earth. Robert is smart, funny, devilishly handsome, sexy, fiercely strong yet extremely gentle, caring, genuine, determined, loving, kind, giving, and sensitive. He has a fantastic smile, he's stylish, the best cook, and an awesome dancer. Loves music and history, and especially history about music. Loves pets and children. A momma's boy in the sweetest of ways. He'll do anything for a loved one and give the shirt off his back. The sound of his voice is soothing and the sight of him can take your breath away. To be held in his arms is to know what security and safety truly feel like. He will never stand for disrespect toward his loved ones and will always protect those in his presence. He brings out the best in people. He's a life changer. He has a magnetism about him that draws people in. Everyone wants to be his friend, but few are worthy of receiving all he has to offer and truly getting to know him. The life of the party. Forever joking and singing. Always makes you smile. A rider, a golfer and a great shot. Life would never be complete without him in it. Someone you love so much it hurts.

What's not to love about Robert?

by reggiereg February 4, 2010

Robert's cycle

Robert's cycle is the proven theory that high school girls are stupid whores. It is a perpetual cycle that forces adult males to date teenage girls, leaving teenage boys without dates. As teenage girls are amazed with the concept of dating an older and "mature" male, they think no further and allow themselves to whore their nubile bodies. The result of this leads to the lack of dates for high school boys. The girl's argument is usually that teenage boys are too immature and that they need a "man." First of all, one must take into consideration the facts that counter this argument. In high school, puberty is in its middle stages and hormones are simply making teenagers horny and immature. Plus, one cannot blame a teenage boy to be attracted to his female peers. It's only natural that people in the same age group would be attracted to one another. Teenage girls however, strive for the attention of an older male, presumably in his mid to late 20's. This whole concept of the older male being "mature" is ridiculous. The fact that an adult male is considering having sexual relations with an underage female completely destroys the original argument (that older males are mature). Not only is this illegal, but one could easily speculate that an adult male is a loser because he cannot get any dates in his age group, and resorts into having a 14 year old girlfriend. As a result of this, teenage boys will have to endure their high school career without any girlfriends. This will follow them until they reach the age of 25, where they can finally get a date with a high school girl. By this time, the cycle is complete and repeats once again.

Teenage Boy 1: Man, Katie is really cute. I think I'm going to ask her out.

Teenage Boy 2: I heard she has a 27 year old boyfriend. What a whore.

Teenage Boy 1: Aw man. Stupid slut. Another dumb girl taking part in Robert's cycle. I'll never get a date in high school.

Teenage Boy 2: Well, at least in 13 years we can get a girl our that's our age.

Teenage Boy 1: Hey how old is your sister again?

Teenage Boy 2: Uh, 4?

Teenage Boy 1: Sweet. You know, 13 years isn't that long.

Teenage Boy 2: wat

by The Moustached Dentist May 23, 2008