Dude ranch

Place where dudes go to fuck

Hey David, wanna go to the dude ranch this weekend and have sex with many men?

by Kobe1234567890 December 31, 2015

legalize ranch

A movement that stands above the norm.
A battle cry those who are sick of the misrepresentation of beliefs.

Just got back from the abortion clinic, fidna head to the doctors office to get my forskin sowed back on legalize ranch

by The nigerest faggot March 19, 2017

Rancho Cucamonga

Rancho Cucamonga, CA is a city in San Bernardino County. Unlike most other cities in San Bernardino county, however, Rancho Cucamonga is pretty well-to-do city comprised mostly of rich white people, and their spoiled kids who spend it all. The center of the city would be its so called "downtown" dubbed the Victoria Gardens. Here is where most people from Rancho show off their wealth, and their nice ass cars. Rancho is filled with emo kids, alot of made-up girls, and rich people who like to drive around in their BMW's, Benzs' and Hummers. It is also full of wanna - be - gangsters who roam the streets acting like they are all tough, but end up going home into their million dollar houses owned by mommy and daddy. Rancho may not be nowhere near the beach, but people here sure act like they're in the OC. Rancho Cucamonga. The OC of San Bernardino County.

Rancho Cucamonga?

Oh yea! that's where all the rich people live!

by Andrew766778 June 12, 2006

dude ranch

A ranch where stock-brokers etc. go to visit and pay to play at being cowboys.

dude ranch is full of pricks

by Dave-UK May 30, 2006

ranched

to ejaculate all over your bitch

yo she wants my ranched carrot to spray all over her

by ranched September 5, 2016

Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater

A fat frat boy who sits on his ass watching discovery channel programs on tigers and eating massive amounts of Cool Ranch doritos and drink massive amounts of health shakes. He constantly gos on safari and cockblocks the tigers.

wow that guys a real Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater!

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Chicken Ranchero

Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.

Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?

Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.

by Gordon Hewitt September 3, 2010