Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.
Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?
Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?
Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.
by Gordon Hewitt August 31, 2010
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