noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.

Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!

by rayjay April 23, 2006

ration

A ration is portion of a beverage. Analagous to a sip.

Generally reffering to a beer or a soda post dipping (chewing tabacco).

Ex 1: "Hey man, save me a ration."

Ex 2: (guy1 holding a forty out to a friend) "Ration?" (guy2) "Thanks dude."

by AlbertJ December 24, 2008

Chicken Rotisserie

The action of trying a woman up in the fetal position and having one male fuck her mouth and the other from behind (pussy or ass, doesn't matter). This reesemables a pig roast position. From here, have the males rotate her as if she were a chicken rotisserie. Meanwhile, have an unspecificed amount of other males bring themselves to climax, make sure their ejaculations cover her body as if they were basting her. Afterwards, cook her over an open fire and enjoy your meal.

After craving an ejaculation and wanting to commit an act of cannibalism, we (a football team) asked the next door neighbor if we could perform a chicken rotisserie on her to help fundraise.

by CumminJJ November 8, 2008

rocious

adj., 1. disgusting in a funny way 2. wildly cool

1. Leftover oatmeal is rocious. 2. That gal tossed a rocious party.

by Joe Cole May 13, 2006

rotis

The rotis is the name of that little line that runs up the center of the scrotum, and it in essence an extention of the Choda.

"my rotis is itchy today."
"Lick my rotis!!"

by ShadowNuke July 30, 2008

k ration

Meal ready food supplies, often used on the battlefield. Mostly found in can form.

Srgt. Jim: Are you gonna eat that K ration ?
Srgt. Ryan: Absolutly.

by Adym June 11, 2006

signal to noise ratio

The ratio of what a woman says that makes sense to what she says that makes no sense.

This ratio is generally never greater than 0.5.

Man: I think my wife was trying to tell me something, but her signal to noise ratio was too low.

by Tim McFadden August 28, 2003