ROTIO

Acronym. Stands for: Republican On This Issue Only. Used to clarify that while one may hold a view on an issue that most would consider right-wing, it is by no means an indication of allegiance to the republican agenda on the whole.

"While I don't usually agree with the GOP, I'm ROTIO because I oppose increasing taxes for the rich."

by Tim-o-tay-o July 7, 2006

The Roto-Rooter

An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.

Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.

by Jon the American June 13, 2021

Breakfast Ratio

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.

Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.

by alberge November 22, 2013

The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

Rocio

The most sweetest, funniest, supportive, and coolest girl that lives in the Hispanic world! She can be crazy sometimes, but she has your back every time.♥️

Riley: wait- is that Rocio

J:yh, the most coolest bff I ever had!

by sourpatvh April 18, 2020

Rocio

rocio is a very beautiful, sweet, and kind person. she has a beautiful smile that would make anyone in its vicinity blush. She will most likely have a boyfriend and not like anyone but her boyfriend because she’s very loyal. If you ever find yourself upon a rocio, you should never let her go. She’ll be a best friend you could ever ask for. If you see this and your name is rocio, ilyy💗

boy 1: omg look how hot she is!
boy 2: yeah that’s rocio!
boy 3: yeah that’s my girlfriend💗

by Shotsmadwich223445 April 22, 2019

Roti Canai

A food that is original made by Indian but it is more common in Malaysia and Singapore, it is an Indian pancake which comes with curry sauce and it tastes really good, most people's favorite when ordering at a Malaysian restaurant

1. Can you order me roti canai?
2. Roti Canai is really good that's why is it my all time favorite

by AsianWorld November 19, 2016