paint white

To spray with jizz, generally applying a thick coating.

Right before I was about to bust my nuts I pulled out and painted your mom white.

by Spit Blood April 21, 2003

paint stripper

Very cheap or homemade booze. Derived from the fact that the stuff is so strong that it can smell and taste like paint stripper.

We got plowed on the $3.99 bottle paint stripper.

by Anonymous December 25, 2002

Paint Brush

Verb.

To smack someone across the face with generous force, either backhand or forward.

He crossed the line and that broad paint brushed him 3 times in a row.

by Dudeness September 22, 2005

Austrian Painter

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.

Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.

by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022

painting the pole

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

by buzzman October 29, 2006

paint face

Cumming on a face, a facial on the receiving partner after male ejaculation. Typical for aggressive experienced sexual males to paint the females face when they are cumming.

Ol girl is real nasty bro and will let the whole crew paint face on everything!

by Ezduzit614 Mr06 June 5, 2014

african paint job

Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper

Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job

Tron: eeeeew that gross

by hahasuka January 31, 2014