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Propessional

Propessionally but without the "ly" at the end.
Lily is so unpropessional.
by gucci propessional December 29, 2018
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Poorfessional

An employed professional who lives paycheck to paycheck and probably knows a thing or two about credit cards.
It's hard to be a poorfessional because whenever you get a paycheck you have to spend it on bills.
by Marie Smithers November 27, 2013
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Orofessional

Someone who is so damn good with oral sex and foreplay
My galfrand is one hell of an orofessional she sucked my dick untill l couldnt cum nomore
by Nigel stephens urbanlife August 16, 2014
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proffesional musician

A proffesional musician is someone who is extremely proficiant at playing a certian instrument, and does it for a living. Now, someone who is trying to become a proffesional musician is really just someone who is about to become homless (it's the harsh reallity).

I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.
Boy oh boy, there's another attempt at a proffesional musician. I wish he would just give up.

HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!
by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician October 1, 2017
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cold in my professions, warm in my friendships

a letter that alexander hamilton wrote to john laurens in april 1779. the ultimate lams letter (laurens x hamilton)

hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
person 1: omg lams is so cute
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
by YourEverydayDemiKid October 2, 2022
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prefessional

Non-professional work, created by non-professional people using professional equipment and / or software.
That video was really good. It's hard to believe it's only prefessional.
by HiFi April 1, 2009
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illegal profession

The correct term for the profession usually euphemized as the legal profession. Applies to attorneys, lawyers, solicitors, counselors, barristers, or what ever other euphemism they come up with for their profession.
The euphemism legal profession is used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to their profession due to the fact that most legislators either have already been, or eventually will become, attorneys.

Members of the illegal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.
by Downstrike August 31, 2005
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