It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.
Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.
by hardlyaware July 20, 2011
Get the Polar Shockermug. A "two-extremes mood-swings" mental/emotional condition caused by either:
(1) an obsession with purchasing white-bear-logo fizzy drinks, or
(2) habitually trying to sell ice to Eskimos.
(1) an obsession with purchasing white-bear-logo fizzy drinks, or
(2) habitually trying to sell ice to Eskimos.
Maybe if you freeze a number of 2-liter bottles of seltzer-water and then offer said frothy ice to some of our fur-hood-wearing "Asians from up North", they might indeed be interested in procuring large quantities of said "fun pops" product from you, and then your buy-polar tendencies might be alleviated somewhat.
by QuacksO December 30, 2019
Get the buy-polarmug. A white woman accompanied by various black men (representing sacks of coal)
A tie-off to the term, "Coal Burner"
A tie-off to the term, "Coal Burner"
by Xenerai August 12, 2025
Get the Polar Expressmug. A sexual move a man performs upon his partner that takes great skill and precision, yet can be very detrimental if performed incorrectly. Just as a Polar Bear is on the hunt after a Seal upon the ice, when the Seal slips back into the hole in the ice, the Polar Bear’s hunt is not over. The Polar Bear in its fast and speedy pursuit leaps high, stalls mid air, then falls precisely into the hole.
This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.
WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.
This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.
WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.
So I finally mustard up enough courage to try the Polar Bear Plunge on Bonnie last night. You should have seen her eyes!
by Benny Boy December 14, 2019
Get the Polar Bear Plungemug. by BrinaBaby💕 June 2, 2021
Get the Polar Poopsmug. Before oral, go into another room and hold as many ice cubes in your hand as you can. Keep them there and get your hand as cold as you can stand it. Then, proceed into the bedroom and cup his balls with your ice cold hand. If you're feeling adventurous, do some pole work with the same hand.
by NopersonalityBrett September 3, 2012
Get the Polar Pawmug. by PolarDogLover November 11, 2020
Get the Polar Dogmug.