Alabama Pencil Sharpener

When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole

hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.

by getmynuts77 May 9, 2019

Pencil Spaz

Sexy guys that flip their hair in a spastic way while sharpening their pencil

Emilee: Hey there goes Chris
Hailey: Omg he's SOOOO hott!
(Chris sharpens pencil and flips his hair in a spastic way)
Emilee and Hailey: OMG PENCIL SPAZ!!!!

by Femilee22 November 19, 2009

pencil whores

The people that you lend a pencil and they say "Ill give it back to you at the end of class", and they never do. (those bitches)

"Pencil whore: Hey can i borrow a pencil?" You:Sure. Pencil whore: Thanks! ill give it back to you after class! -Pencil whore walks out of class with your pencil- You: These pencil whores aint loyal

by Look at those pencil whores! July 24, 2016

pencile dick

Having a skinny thin pencile like dick.

He got a small pencile dick.

by YoungBlood<69>_- March 21, 2017

ham pencil

Slang term for one's own penis.

Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.

by Joshbert Andersands December 15, 2008

THE pencil

Rightfully Emily’s

“THE pencil is not ryans and he can’t sue emily”

by drugsnothugs October 26, 2019

Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is a male dumb ass that uses his thumb (dick) to blow his nose. Dick is the size of his thumb!

Pencil Dick always looking for his asshole with his thumb!

by Andrew Weber October 30, 2007