Muldered

When the company you work for isolates you with projects they deem meaningless but still keep you on the payroll. Also called "Miltoned".

"I just had my budget slashed and resources relocated but they are still keeping me on staff but I have to justify my existence on a daily bases. I think I just got Muldered."

by Mulder's Forgotten Twin January 10, 2012

Mule

Mule is the leftover water after you make Super Noodles. It can only be classed as mule when it has changed colour from the flavouring.

Person 1: Your noodles look dry as fuck!
Person 2: I don't like mule, that's why

by picklesaresexy69 August 16, 2016

heat mule

noun. Scantilly clad woman (not necessarily attractive) who can usually be found waiting in line outside a club or college campus bar. Generally wearing black skin tight sorority pants and a halter top even in the coldest weather. Has alcoholic tendencies and will usually only talk to men who will buy her a round. (See sorostitute, skankalicious)

That heat mule over there drinking the red bull and vodka looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

by geetwad April 11, 2004

Bound Mule

A morbidly obese woman who is into bondage.

"Man that chick is so huge, she needs to be saddled and gagged to get laid. She'd be a bound mule!"

by KB and friends October 18, 2011

Jew Mule

A large breed of human, dressing in ties and nice clothes, similar to the attire of Slender man. They tend to sneak up and scare people without meaning to and is sometimes a real asshole, but every girl that likes anime is somewhat attracted to his physical being. Jew Mules are rather sarcastic, cannot tell jokes, and tries to "serve" people but it always backfires. His name is Latin in origin, derived from the common misconception that he is Jewish and can only do hard manual labor for pay. He likes jokes and often refers to him/herself as an ass though it is an inaccurate reference. He hates country music and therefore you will never find his cousin, the Jew at a hoedown.

JEW MULE (girls come running)
The Jew mule: The ass happy
(girls giggle)

by xXreversedspellssamewayXx February 12, 2013

Pussy mule

Those who act like a bitch, complains and does not handle physical or mental stress!

Quit being a pussy mule and get back to work.

Swing your tool pussy mule.

by C-2B July 22, 2013

Texas Mule

To be so thick skulled in an opinion

Person 1: I will give her one last chance. (after 5 previous chances)

Person 2: She isn't going to be loyal, Stop being a Texas Mule!

by Camaroz28Run January 28, 2015