misty bong hit

(verb) To suck a fart out of a girls ass during sex and holding it in like a bong hit.

Yo man I choked for about a half hour last night after my girl gave me an awsome misty bong hit.

by stickyfeet54 December 6, 2009

Misty

A girl who is a bitch and a homerecker. And a whore

You see that hoe over there she is such a misty

by Leondre2030 October 16, 2019

Mistah Fab

To not quit while you're ahead and subsequently getting your soul raped.

Remember when George W. Bush was really popular in 2002? He Mistah Fabbed his approval rating.

by Luez November 30, 2007

Místy

Místy is the German nickname Hitler gave to several of his comrades who killed the Jews during the Holocaust.

A fine job you have done, Místy.

by Alfred Zarbowski March 6, 2008

Mistakeoogle

When you and your friends decide to search Google for random things and then end up stumbling across something that is totally off-subject, or sometimes it isn't.

For example.

Zeb: "Let's try and see if we can find the most disgusting things!"

Mick: "Oh look, dismembered penis."

Zeb: " :o "

Mick: "ZEB ATLAS"

Zeb: "Mmmm, sweaty old men."

It appears they made a mistakeoogle.

by rgreeetrtrt December 31, 2009

Misty finger

When you have two finger a woman and she 'squirts' (ejaculates) on your fingers.

I met this girl at a party and went home with her, but during foreplay she gave me a misty finger

by Dec99lan January 17, 2017

mistypro

Mistypro is a mano county assistant sheriff which people dont really like and some do, she ran a trainee over once got kevin to kill someone, 10/10 she is very good and she kills trainees when they annoy her.

MistyPro cool

by SuckMassiveCock November 2, 2019