Grand Haven, Michigan

A small town in west michigan with one of the most popular beaches. Its nickname is "Coast Guard City USA" they are also know for Coast Guard festival that attracts thosands of people a year. This is a great town and alot of kids from Grand Haven High School who throw sick parties. They are also known for Basketball, Volleyball, Football, Soccer, Wrestling, and Lacrosse teams. This town is great and well worth the trip.

"Grand haven, Michigan was hype last night dude"

by vacationerGH December 9, 2013

Michigan Credit Card

A "Michigan Credit Card" is known in the state of Michigan as a "Bridge Card" or EBT card. Its food stamps in a Debit Card format. Due to the states current employment issues, many people, including those just out of high school who have never even attempted to work a day in their life but already have a child or 2 and one on the way, obtain Michigan Credit Cards. The cards accounts are "filled" on particular days throughout the month, and if you go shopping on these certain days, you will be able to discern those using their Michigan Credit Card from those who actually work for a living. Simply give a cursory examination of the grocery carts' contents, and watch the shopping habits of the shoppers themselves. The Michigan Credit Card users grab many of one or several items, usually national brand items, without checking price, etc.. People who work for a living will carefully select those items which they can afford, looking for sale or marked-down items, denying themselves "extras" such as ice-cream, ho-ho's, and Mountain Dew 24 packs (all of which can be found in a MCC users cart) instead buying hamburger and other essentials. These essentials are usually the store brand. Although Michigan Credit Cards are for grocery shopping, MANY gas stations and party stores accept Michigan Credit Cards.

Dave--DUDE....what is up with those two 18 year-olds with tenderloin and porterhouse steaks in their cart? I bust my ASS for a living and Im buying hamburger.

Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.

by BigPapi1969 June 8, 2011

michigan

"More jobs to be lost to Mexico."
"More people moving to the Sun Belt."
"The Big Three lose out to Toyota and the Japanese."
"The UAW announces yet again another strike at Saginaw's steering plant."
"Budget cuts force Detroit City Schools to announce another round of layoffs for teachers."
"Governor Granholm disappointed in the failed Cool Cities initiative."

Coming up at eleven.

Is michigan good for anything?

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

Michigan Supernova

In the act of having sex with a women, you hang from the ceiling and drop down in. Potentially painful, but well worth the risk.

I'm going to give you a HUGE michigan supernova.

by Natedogg91 October 18, 2008

Gladstone, Michigan

A tiny town in the middle of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

A Place where old people and hope come to die.

"My Grandma's moving to Gladstone, Michigan."
But I thought she was healthy

by They Call Me....Kernal April 4, 2011

Michigan

A nightmare that never ends.
Horrible weather,lack of jobs,government is broke,roads suck.
Take this from someone who lived there for over 10 years. I grew up there and the job market is awful. Especially for those who want to go into the entertainment Business.
The weather is bipolar. The price of rent is awful. You have to live here long enough to complain.

When its snowing in may. You know your in michigan.

by holmeschapel June 14, 2015

Rochester, Michigan.

1)also known as the ROC.
2)where there is absolutly nothing to do, except family oriented activites.
3)everyone here thinks their either black or rich.
4)the clostest we get to having famous people here are rapiest.
5)even though Rochester, Michigan is more than 50 miles away, everytime someone asks where we live, we say detriot.

(poor white girl): I'm rich and black and i live in Rochester, Michigan.

by susan. October 29, 2007