management

A branch that requires the student to be extremely intelligent and teaches him to know everything about how a company works. Management is a complexed major where one must study economics, accounting, mathematics, marketing, law, etc.

- This guy had a Bachelor in Management.

- Wow, he must be really smart and rich !

by Billy0879 December 16, 2008

talent manager

A person hired to con and scout kids at malls and in front of major super markets. Usually exchanging money for a promised career in acting and modeling.

As a Talent Manager, Chris was hired to trick rachett moms into giving them money in exchange to represent their kids.

by Talent Manager August 24, 2012

Manface

Someone who has mastered the art of detatching himself from all recognisable human emotion. Originated as a human but has evolved into a pseudo-machine. Function. Efficiency. Binary.

Woman, I cannot compute this love that you speak of. Speak no more, or you will feel the wrath of Manface.

by Dr Horse October 28, 2004

Manrage

Thinking a man is wonderful and then finding out that he is actually an illusion.

I've been dating this guy for three weeks now and he seemed perfect. Then I found out that he's an alcoholic! He turned out to be a total manrage!!

by Flyfishingurl February 20, 2009

manface

When they for some undecipherable reason decide to film the guy's face in a porno. Causes discomfort in sexually insecure men.

"So, the other day, I was watching White Booty Hoes #63, and just as I was about to skeet, some manface popped up. I lost my boner and felt pretty ghey."

by kikanjuuneko January 29, 2006

Duty Manager

An employee of a large corporation, usually a supermarket, eg Coles, Safeway etc who thinks he/she is in a position of great authority and superiority but does not realise he is earning .01% more than a normal employee and doing 500% as much work. Most duty managers are manipulative fucks and will tell you that your actual managers hate you to try and get more work out of you. The words "you’ll get fired" are usually high in their list of repeated vocabulary but the reality that they don’t actually have the authority to do shit is never thought of. Quite often duty mangers believe they are friends with higher management but in reality, they are just being used by them. Most duty managers will walk around the store delegating their work to other employees then complaining about how hard their job is and how slow of a worker you are and how much everyone else is contributing to their problems.

Employee one: Hey, I think my duty manager is going to fire me.
Employee two: What? But he’s not even authorised to open a register...
Employee one: But he said he’s friends with his manager and he hates me.
Employee two: Don’t worry; he’s a manipulative fuck that’s just full of his own shit. Seriously, just tell him how great he is and he will run away to hide the boner he gets when someone tells him he’s working great.
Employee one: Oh, Okay, What a tosser
Employee two: Yea, an absolute tosser.
Background choir: God duty managers are massive tossers.

by InXreality July 5, 2009

Manageholday

When your Manager/Boss is away from the office for the day (usually in the case when your Manager/Boss sucks), it's almost as good as having a day off as everybody is relaxed and in a good mood.

Matt: Where's T?
Emma: She's away today sick...
Matt: Fark yeah, woot Manageholday! Let's do a lime thickie run... Thickshakes and fun for everybody...

Everybody sings: Yes yes the boss is away, no constant staring or obtuse statements. Now let's all concentrate on writing a better song... La di do da...

by Man against the Man (in a rebelious sence not a sexual sence!) May 4, 2007