morbid reflection

Anticipating failure

At first glance my morbid reflection ate me alive

by Crazy Tom November 7, 2022

morbing

A transition from when morb to gorb. This ritual takes place with around 6 chimpanzees, it is hardcore sex where 3 extra holes appear for 3 extra chimpanzees they rub you in petrol oil, piss in your ass and bite your toe nails. It takes around 4-5 business days.

Random Jewish Guy: Hey other random Jewish guy! My mum said my bar mitzvah got cancelled so instead were having a morbing ritual , want to join?
Other random Jewish guy: Happily.

by Mysterious schizophrenic man November 29, 2022

Morbin wood

When you get an erection while watching Morbius

I watched Morbius yesterday and got Morbin wood.

by the bronze jade December 13, 2022

Morbius

The worst movie ever. Minions: The Rise of Gru is 1 Minionillion times better!

Morbius fans: Have you watched Morbius?
Everyone else: Absolutely NOT!

by PCRepairTech December 29, 2022

Morbius 1

The best ace of all time
with over a morbillion confirmed shootdowns

¨holy shit it morbius 1¨
-erusean soldier

by mostcredibledefenda June 19, 2023

Morbijittleyangalangfuttleyangsuppleyangalangplangtangalangfunguslangtangplang

Just a normal baltimore accent.

Morbijittleyangalangfuttleyangsuppleyangalangplangtangalangfunguslangtangplang fr got dem wickalatookinplangalangatang back dem avenues yk what bro I'm finna get some futtlesomaluttleplatiruttletamytametamesfuttleyang for dem family yk wha im sayin

by Jittleyangalangofficial July 9, 2023

morbius 2: more bs

The upcoming sequel to the hit movie Morbius, the first movie to gross over 100 morbillion dollars worldwide

"holy shit I can't wait to watch morbius 2: more bs"

by Saulman500 July 13, 2023