fonding over my sole-mate

when louis tomlinson looks and harry styles and vice versa.

from louis’ perspective- (i was caught fonding over my sole-mate harry styles one again on telly vision)

by justanaveragelarryshipperhere July 30, 2020

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.

Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.

by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021

waa mate

word widely used to convey overjoy and excitement

Joey : "Hey mom Im having Kyle round for dinner"
Mom : "The brownhaired 20 year old amateur league footballer?"
Joey : "urrr yeah"
Mom : "waaaaaa mate"

by Madsm8 May 25, 2005

Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate

The game needy people are playing when they go from relationship to relationship talking about spending forever with their current partner, when they actually will eventually bail after a few signs of trouble, only to soon find some other sucker.

Bruce: Yeah my cousin's with my ex now.
Karen: Yeah they seem really happy together.
Bruce: Too bad she's just playing Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate all the time. I already feel sorry for him.

by MonsterCockBaby September 25, 2010

Soul Mate

A phrase that you absolutely do not want thrown around when you're in a long distance relationship, planning to break up with your girlfriend. Just the imagery of the word popping up in a text message or on paper makes you cringe, because it spawns the idea of spending the rest of your life passively unhappy, unwilling to admit to her that you're not happy because you're afraid of hurting her feelings. Though, you don't know why that's much of a factor in the situation, because you've dumped her four times before, but she always manages to creep back into your life. Time after time, after time.

"You're my soul mate, baby, and I love you."

"I think I have diarrhea."

by John Motherlicking Candy December 13, 2012

Cli-mate

A combination of the words climate and primate to signify the primitive (primate like) views of the world climate situation. Instead of thinking for themselves, doing research or even investigating both sides of the story, these Cli-mates follow the new religion of environmentalism blindly based on falsified data from Climategate. Sadly, you cannot debate with Cli-mates about the issue despite various climate experts testifying that there is no “global warming”.

Jimmy - "Did you see that news story about how the scientists falsified data about global warming?" Timmy - "Yes, they are now calling it Climategate. It is a big conspiracy it seems. They are trying to create the biggest tax increase ever based on something that doesn't exist." Jimmy - "It is funny though how no U.S. media source is covering this. I only found it from a UK article online so all of the primitive minded people in US will still blindly follow the religion of environmentalism." Timmy - "Yep, those cli-mates will never change their views not matter what evidence is presented to them."

by archyis December 23, 2009

Soul Mate

The frequencies of two apart souls trying to find each other in the world and when they meet a Deja Vu feeling happens that is sent by a Higher Spirit telling you their goes your soul mate. Soul mate is not driven by the pleasures and desires of the flesh just two people waiting and hoping their frequencies they omit will meet one day.

Man I saw this girl and I felt something telling me in the air like a Deja vu telling me that girl was my soul mate.

by Cosmicjay76 January 3, 2022