Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot his load at least 12 feet.

In jack-off contests, I can sometimes be a Master-Blaster!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

master pasture

One who masters the art or grazing (an expert grazer); someone who sits at their desk and stares at the computer screen all day, smokes a pack of cigs and is a slug. Can also be someone who just does no work that day and is grazing the pastures...

"Joe are you working today?"
"Naw bra I'm just grazin'"
"Damn, Joe you are such a Master Pasture!"

by Al Cacace June 30, 2006

Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.

Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.

by McOwnage August 14, 2016

Master Race

Mainly used on bungie.net's The Flood forum, master race is used when, for example, a person is talking about how they love turkey sandwiches. Someone will say how something is better by using the term Master Race.

User 1: I love turkey sandwiches!

User 2: No, Ham Master Race!

by gregzillur August 20, 2011

master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.

Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.

by charlie February 28, 2004

Master Control

Trying to keep cool when you have to shat and when your about to do a sports update in a college radio station.

Dude im trying to keep master control, but it aint working.

by Kristopher Ortiz May 21, 2007

master 900

1. Someone that is incredably good at video games.

2.One who gets lots of women in bed.

1. WOW did you see how good master 900 owned us?!

2. Oh yea she was with master 900 last night

by MASTER 900 August 2, 2008