fair maiden

A good loving woman. very hot, very loyal. looks out for you when you least expect it. see also unique, magical white girl.

Leroy thought he was in a hollywood movie when the fair maidens surrounded him.

by major_delmac April 20, 2005

University of Wisconsin Madison

The University of Wisconsin Madison is a public university in Madison, WI. It is generally known for its excellent Engineering and Business Programs, both of which are rated highly by both the Princeton Review and US News. UW-Madison also has excellent science programs, including Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. It is the flagship school of the UW system, as it usually refers to itself as "Wisconsin" (see wisc.edu, or the newly named "Wisconsin School of Business) and generally bashed by those who cannot get in. With its student population of roughly 41,000, it is one of the largest public universities in the US. The campus is located in downtown Madison, bordering Lake Mendota. Home to such progressives as Robert La Follette, and also due to its vast number of protests in the Vietnam War era, the city, including the university, has gained a reputation as being a hotbed of liberalism, which makes it a very awesome place. All in all, its a "public ivy", and thus you have to work very hard, but actually get a degree thats worth something. Also, there is a bit of partying between the constant barrage of papers and tests, thus giving Madison its legendary status.

Person A: "The University of Wisconsin Madison is a really shitty school"
Person B: "You're just saying that because you couldn't get into Madison."
Person A: "No i'm not"
(Day before)
Person A: "Oh, I got a rejection letter from Madison. Well, it looks like i'm going to Parkside."

(New Student at Madison)
New Student: "What the f**k is that thing?"
Not Noob: "That is Mosse Humanities. The most polarizing building on campus."
New Student: "Doesn't it look like a futuristic fortress from a 1960's film?"
Not Noob: "Yes, yes it does."

"Yay, I got a Business or Engineering degree from UW. I'm going to be very rich/powerful very soon. Bow."

by TheDictionKing January 8, 2009

minute maid

A slang for minutes, a unit for measuring time.

Gimme 10 minute maids and I'll be done. Just 10.

by Bill Evans Comp Sci Teacher May 15, 2011

madisonn

use to define hoes who don't know how to be nice and live for dank memes and sarcasm. they are the anti-madison's who crave attention but can't get people to look past their attitude. they have bad listening skills because they're always trying to figure out how to fix the bullshit they create. they aren't pleasant at first but once you accept their bullshit and inclinations, they're pretty dank.

person 1: and idk they were just annoying

person 2: don't care

person 1: stop being a madisonn

by DankDad69 June 20, 2017

Old Maid

Referring to unpopped popcorn. An Old Maid was considered a virgin that did not have her hyman popped. The similarity is between popcorn that was not popped and Old Maids that have not been popped.

Not pre-heating your oil for popcron will yeild less old maids.

by Cpt. Bolltron March 18, 2011

madison

dammmmmmmmmn she thick shes back at it again with the thiccccness madison is a girl u wanna be with but she is to good for u so back off haters because her friend is jojo siwa and she will hit u with that boomerang and he does not! have artiritus she is da bomb and is to good for u boo so leave her be but admire her because she is booty licious

damn she thicc she probably madison

by thickymemes101siwa October 6, 2018

Madison Beer

Madison beer, she is the real definition of the phrase “it girl”. She is smart, talented, beautiful, and classy, she is an amazing singer who got fame from Justin Bieber reposting one of her singing videos! She does get a lot of hate for being successful and pretty.

Omg! Did you hear Madison Beer’s album “Life Support”?!

by Evianfx February 19, 2022