Log Clogger

(1) Fecal excrement of such abnormally large girth that it is (or would be) unable to be eliminated by the flushing mechanism.

(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.

Michelle dropped the old log clogger at Sarah's apartment and she had to have her septic system reinstalled

You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.

by Tom and Michelle May 20, 2008

Devon Log

The act of sticking your penis inside of a anal canal and pulling out with large amounts of fecile matter on the penis.

Person 1:man my boyfriend hed held a shit all day.

Person2:Well thats great did i need to know all of that?

Person1:ya you did considering he gave me a devon log

by dirty banana9 June 14, 2011

Gas Logs

When you have a large dump with a lot of gas.

If I eat too much Mexican food, I'll have gas logs for days.

by aguyinnc12 July 04, 2011

lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

by beauty_and_a_freak June 22, 2010

space log

taking a dump and freezing it, afterwords putting a condom on it and using it to have sex with a girl

joey was searching the party for a chick to space log

by T8 December 04, 2005

Swamp Logging

Using fecal matter, particularly diarrhea, as lubricant for sex.

Bailey has this condition that causes perpetual diarrhea. It means we can go swamp logging when ever we want.

by ForShame October 30, 2010

Longest Log

This is when you take a shit in the morning while you have morning wood, thus making it feel like the shit and wood is connected creating the "Longest Log".

Chris took a massive shit in the morning while he had a hard-on creating the longest log.

by nvrlost817 February 01, 2010