stroke the lizard

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

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gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.

1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"

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A Puerto Rican dude and his redhead counterpart made this term to signify smoking weed.

I was trolling the lizard so hard I got the munchies big time.

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A person with a nice beard, who looks like a lizard, he's got the crusty skin, and got bushes under his pits.

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The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.

Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!

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Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

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hes gay... and a furry..