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Legless lizard

The term used for having a big cock
Damn. That guy must of had a legless lizard. I saw his budgle from here
by Johnnysjunkiemind June 20, 2016
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Dry my lizard

To urinate, make water, relieve yourself, take a leak, spend a penny, pass water.

The phrase can be used in many situations, with the best one being when you're going to toilet and want to emphasize it through announcing it by using a synonym.

The origin of the phrase refers to a typical behavior of lizards, which lay on stones when they want to dry themselves.
"2 seconds guys, I need to dry my lizard."
by Homeboy[[ May 31, 2009
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Blue tongue lizard

A bong rip from a gatorbeug but using gatorade as billy water.
Darcy: you ever done a bong rip from a blue Gatorade

Adam: yeah that’s called a blue tongue lizard
Darcy: yeah that’s it
by Who’s Scott green July 17, 2019
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Feed My Lizard

Man: Hey, bitch. feed my lizard.
Bitch: Fuck Off!!!
by Sass,MasterOf Sass March 28, 2009
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Lot lizard blizzard

It is when a whore at a truck stop give you a blowjob with a spearmint altoid in their mouth.
Damn Forest how did you get the A.I.D.S? I got it from this dude at the Flying J who gave me a lot lizard blizzard bro... sucks... for real!
by Peter L. Harris December 28, 2016
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Sweating like a lizard

Meaning when you've been on the gear in a club or rave, your body temperatures not above the normal but you're clearly sweating beads whilst chewing your own jaw off.
I was in the club, spinning my feet, sweating like a lizard
by Pebbledashedpissflaps August 9, 2021
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Mexican Jew Lizard

An epiphet supposedly created online and popularized allegedly in WWII online games, alongside other nonsensical insults and racial slurs. Was spoken of specifically in a 2003 Penny Arcade strip concerning issues with WWII online group plays, and confirmed as being an actual insult from those days by Jerry Holkins in the creator commentary of the PA book Birds are Weird.
"What are you, some kind of Mexican Jew Lizard?"
by dungeonmaster11 July 7, 2009
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