legitomite

Something that is clearly not genuine, yet is passed off as such. Such statements or claims are bolstered with absurd credentials that are patently false and easily disproved.

I am a legitomite inventor. I invented chairs, clouds and the concept of irony. You can check my references with the Bureau of All Things Legitomite.

by met2art April 17, 2011

Legilimency

The skill of extracting feelings and memories from another person's mind. It also allows one to convey visions or memories to another person, whether real or imaginary.

One can use Legilimency to know if one is lying or deceiving.

by SiriusWhite August 26, 2012

French Foreign Legion

An esteemed branch of mercenaries often unheralded because of their allegiance with France (a country that has never heard the end of the military failure known as World War II) and their generally private ventures. Though still quite trustworthy and considered by many countries as the most effiecient military force in the world.

All those joining the Foriegn Legion break all bonds to their former lives and take up a new fellowship with fellow Legionnaires.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Legitimidget

An honest to god Legitimate Midget, with a big head, short legs/arms and a long torso. Not just a very small/short person

Hey, don't bag on that legitimidget for stealing that handicapped spot! He has no choice but to be nose level with assholes for the rest of his life!

by ryeguythefryguy September 12, 2010

legitbait

Clickbait that is enticing, but does not mislead the user. It is legitimate and delivers on what it promises to show. Also known as Type I clickbait, the term was originally suggested by Brady Haran (Numberphile on YouTube).

I thought the title for the article: “9/10 Americans don’t know these bizarre facts” was clickbait. But it was legitbait! I didn’t know any of these facts!

by Bergenhoek August 17, 2021

The Seksonic Legion

The Clan Formerly Known As SEKS takes up a new name, The Seksonic Legion, an Uber WoW Guild on the Horde side who ganks n00bs and gains 1 inch to penis length for each n00b ganked.

Remeber kids, Everytime you gank a n00b your penis grows an inch. :D

by Killtodie November 15, 2004

Lebitch

Someone who is anorexic and enjoys abusing girls. Resembles Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings. Also, desperately needs braces for his fucking shark teeth. He is the complete opposite of 'going hard.'

Woah, look at that faggot! He's a David Lebitch for sure!

by yannnggg December 28, 2009