Laidlaw

Big monster cock and proud to be Scottish and loves big arses

The laidlaw is the most fierce warrior Scotland ever seen

by Nan44 May 7, 2020

Lard Carp

Someone overweight that's swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by LuckyDC September 14, 2021

Laira

The pure form of love

Stars

Laira brightens the sky

by Dr.Az November 22, 2021

laidover

Having sex at an airport while waiting for your next flight.

Noun -I had a wonderful laidover during my 3 hour wait for my flight to Rio from Boise.

Verb - I got laidover in Detroit during a snowstorm and can’t wait for the next storm!!

by @BigMac November 20, 2022

Laid a nuclear egg

An eggy like fart that smell so overpowering that the stench makes people sick and can fill a whole room

Bro!? Omg it smells loud N eggy.
omg the stench is overpowering in this room “Who laid a nuclear egg” I think I’m going to vomit
whom ever did that needs to check their drawz on my mama

by Tyrantblizzard02 July 13, 2023

lardland

A type of person who tricks people by telling them wrong names their entire life.

Yo Lardland, you wanna go have a blumpkin?

by DongLicker420 August 31, 2023

'ol laid

Means "mother" in Ireland, typically used in Cork slang.

"C'mere to me lad, I saw your 'ol laid last night and she was savage."

"How's your 'ol laid? I heard she's up the walls with work!"

"My 'ol laid got laid last night, he laid it into her while she layed!"

"The 'ol laid got the dole today, she'll be on the jar tonight I'd say!"

by CorkBoi101 June 2, 2010